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I have steak at home I don't need to sample the Ramen noodle soup on CL. I am heterosexual. I prefer homosexuals and heterosexuals as both respect my sexuality. I am a stay at home mom of a 1 year old son. I prefer air conditioning over the sun (I AM NOT OUT OUTDOORSY) I like to shop sometimes. I like to decorate, paint, cook, do makeup, do pedicures. I love gay chicks, chicks and gay dudes. However if you won't let me do your makeup...we have a problem.
I am posting because I am bored. I am from Tampa and here I have no friends and I want friends. So we are clear I am half German and half American Indian. I say this so that your not asking what my race/heritage is (which is annoying and I am likely to just say I'm black). If you are close minded I do not want to be friends, if you do not find SICK humor amusing we might not get along, if you are not girly and are not as open to makeup and dresses as I might be to SUN and DIRT.....we might not get along. If you hate kids GO F YOURSELF. If your a "flipper" I can't be flipped, don't even go there, that's disrespectful to me. Guy's well I am sorry your life has come to looking at the "friends only" part of CL....it's not HER it's you. You have a dirty dick. Your not as attractive as you think you are. CL guys are the mistake we make when where drunk and depressed.
I am looking for friends homosexual to heterosexual. Twenties (at least 21) to YUP the early 70's (trust me they know how to have a good time) My Grandmother is 87 and she is still a hard core bitch, and hilarious. She has more to offer than most 20 something year olds.
PLEASE O PLEASE SOMEONE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!
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I need a girl who likes a big fat cock in her pussy and/or ass. Its long, (9inches), and THICK. You may lose your breath at first, and it may bring tears to your eyes... I need a girl who will keep going. Is that you? Once you accomodate to my size, you will have the best of your life. I am seeking a white girl, (I am white), you must be in good shape and age. I'm white, older, athletic, well built, and look good. but task oriented. Sex occupies our fore-brains a lot. So yes when we're like that we are hot for you, all the time. Like I said if it's on our forebrains we often get the hints. Actually most of you girls get annoyed when sex is on our fore-brains and we get hints that you're not sending, hence you get annoyed with us about being horn-dogs and wanting it all the time. LOL. How-ever we are linear thinkers and when our fore-brains are deeply occupied in a task other than sex it takes a 2x4 type of hint, otherwise we don't get it. Since you assume we're horny and ready it annoys you when you learn it's not truly. He truly thought you guys were going out to eat and at that particular moment, for a rare amount of time, sex wasn't on his mind and the correlation wasn't made. Now I've had sex when I was sick enough or injured enough to be in the hospital. Getting a post op BJ by an attractive nurse is demonstrating great patient care. Reverse cowgirl is even better. Trust me if the correlation, energy, and the is there, it happen, which irritate you all the more when the signal isn't being received. A lot of guys like their wife's and SO's to be total tramps and sluts with them. So if he isn't picking up the subtle signals, instead of getting your feelings hurt and getting mad at him, hit him with the 2x4, get trampy and give him a signal only an imbecile could. If that doesn't work there's something wrong with him, seriously. don't forget the visuals, the female breast, erect hard nipples, bottom curve of your ass, and the folds of your pussy are hardwired into most male brains and light us up like the control panel at Chernoble. So you girls that only get it on under the covers or in the dark are throwing away your biggest advantage.
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